21, Czech.
Fan of Supernatural (Dean Winchester for most part), Sherlock, Doctor Who and Merlin.

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

(via holahydra)

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hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

(Source: topfunnystuff, via luckyravengirl)

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4 days ago

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via ilojleen)

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5 days ago

slayde:

protocolhouseparty:

illbewithhimlikeishouldbe:

setting realistic goals for your future

#im going to impreganate the statue of liberty

Okay we officially need a third movie now.

(Source: heauxly, via luckyravengirl)

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1 month ago

congragulation:

so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere

(via suicidallyreckless)

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1 month ago

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

image

(via luckyravengirl)

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1 month ago

mmolio:

funkocide:

sansaofhousestark:

asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them

well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal

(via suicidallyreckless)

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1 month ago

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

(via holahydra)

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2 months ago
kniivila:

I doodled this out a while ago but it’s always at least a little relevant to life.

kniivila:

I doodled this out a while ago but it’s always at least a little relevant to life.

(via naturalshocks)

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2 months ago

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via holahydra)

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2 months ago
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